tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post8485738682157754356..comments2024-03-27T05:29:09.185+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Ken: Lets Lighten the GloomGrumpy Old Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-84068084965143459982009-03-26T19:50:00.000+00:002009-03-26T19:50:00.000+00:00Thanks to you all for commenting. I'll be honest,I...Thanks to you all for commenting. I'll be honest,I couldn't do it myself so its a bit of a cheek expecting someone else to do what I can't.<BR/>All of you give yourself a prize.Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-47417147290542563022009-03-21T06:31:00.000+00:002009-03-21T06:31:00.000+00:00Hi Ken - my ideas as follows:1. HELP (loudly and ...Hi Ken - my ideas as follows:<BR/><BR/>1. HELP (loudly and continuously)<BR/><BR/>2. Old Possums Book of Practical Cats, or maybe Peter Rabbit. <BR/><BR/>3. Go to work on a Pinto.<BR/><BR/>Great idea for a comp by the way.<BR/><BR/>AStrawberry Jam Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695110960213262472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-36289583963742876222009-03-20T23:38:00.000+00:002009-03-20T23:38:00.000+00:00Message on laptop: "will bite unless it recognizes...Message on laptop: "will bite unless it recognizes the owner"<BR/><BR/>Book for dogs: ?<BR/><BR/>Slogan for horse's milk: "You too will be fast and slim"Rosaria Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03133147851332084180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-57075889473456419712009-03-19T22:41:00.000+00:002009-03-19T22:41:00.000+00:00For the dogs, How about "The Curious Incident of t...For the dogs, How about "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time" Should get them thinking!Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14087555106101803554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-64555904675116269352009-03-19T00:24:00.000+00:002009-03-19T00:24:00.000+00:00Glad you've found my blog and thanks for your comm...Glad you've found my blog and thanks for your comments. I try and take reasonable photos. No expert, just a budding amateur. I spend my lunch hour tramping round Nottingham city centre in search of that elusive interesting shot. Perhaps you might add my site to your blog roll as a favourite, and hope you enjoy my future posts and the 900 odd previous ones.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10349828855153546542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-36651281068808788532009-03-18T21:43:00.000+00:002009-03-18T21:43:00.000+00:00Hey Ken. I think I’d rather the dog read to me, i...Hey Ken. I think I’d rather the dog read to me, it would be a great party trick. Always fancied having a Great Dane that could walk on his back legs. I’d train him to open the front door. He would probably wear a top hat. Sorry...gone a bit off topic there. I’d read Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ‘Hound of the Baskervilles.’Eternal Worrierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16286099574417884207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-64973555887553724222009-03-18T21:31:00.000+00:002009-03-18T21:31:00.000+00:00Well my laptop would say out load, 'You've got a s...Well my laptop would say out load, 'You've got a small willy'<BR/><BR/>My book for the dogs would be '101 uses of a dead cat'<BR/><BR/>And for the horses milk 'Red Rum, no white milk!'Nota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-76429371819082127922009-03-18T20:07:00.000+00:002009-03-18T20:07:00.000+00:00My computer would shout: You owe the city library ...My computer would shout: You owe the city library £275.39 and if you don't go in and pay right now the SAS will arrive at your house in three hours guns blazing!' or 'the milkman is going to stop delivering' something equally as threatening.Phil Lowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13481531408247859880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-45491671588191583132009-03-18T20:03:00.000+00:002009-03-18T20:03:00.000+00:00Rats milk, yeah I could really go for that. (pukes...Rats milk, yeah I could really go for that. (pukes)lolPhil Lowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13481531408247859880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-31997313091807449512009-03-18T08:29:00.000+00:002009-03-18T08:29:00.000+00:00Hi KenSorry I am a bit behind your other readers, ...Hi Ken<BR/>Sorry I am a bit behind your other readers, trying to keep up here.<BR/><BR/>Right No 1<BR/>"Help Rape" .... continuously<BR/><BR/>No2. The tale of two Kitties ( That's right isn't it?)<BR/><BR/>No3 <BR/>Drink our horse milk and you too will have a face like Red Rum.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Love and laughter GrannyMarian Deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06765534146844251398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-51906624089427453622009-03-18T08:16:00.000+00:002009-03-18T08:16:00.000+00:00I'm for the Harry Potter howler too. Preferably on...I'm for the Harry Potter howler too. Preferably on continuous mode howling, "thieving Ba$%ard"<BR/><BR/>GGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-23295340400847735052009-03-18T03:34:00.000+00:002009-03-18T03:34:00.000+00:00I can't decide what my laptop would shout, but I'm...I can't decide what my laptop would shout, but I'm envisioning the howlers from Harry Potter.<BR/><BR/>the book would be "How Joe the Bear and Sam the Mouse Got Together", a childhood favorite of mine.<BR/><BR/>and the slogan? "don't Naaaayyy say it! it's good!"<BR/><BR/>I really enjoy your blog:)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11096973688127898453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-59020780175435410052009-03-18T02:02:00.000+00:002009-03-18T02:02:00.000+00:00Hi Grumpy, or is it Ken?At last I've managed to fi...Hi Grumpy, or is it Ken?<BR/>At last I've managed to find your blog. Blame the wife because she thinks the blooming map always faces due North and her navigation is terrible!<BR/><BR/>Laptop answer: "Hello there!" This is not me but a thief! Please make a citizen's arrest and then call a policeman to bang this thief up, thankyou!"<BR/><BR/>Dog Novel: Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midnight sun! Sorry that was a song so try,yes here it is:<BR/>"One hundred and one Dalmations"<BR/>I know that's a film but first it must have been a book.<BR/><BR/>Slogan horses milk:<BR/>Pull the udder one! Who drinks horses' milk! Oh they did in 3000BC. Well if it good enough for them, It's good enough for you. Cheers!Eddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-45888216293053221532009-03-17T22:06:00.000+00:002009-03-17T22:06:00.000+00:00I'm afraid the message my laptop would speak if so...I'm afraid the message my laptop would speak if someone nicked it, is not the sort of language you'd want on your blog. Suffice to say, my laptop is very valuable to me.<BR/><BR/>The book ... hmmmm, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime? I loved that book - any excuse to read it again.<BR/><BR/>No idea on the slogan, sorry!<BR/><BR/>xKittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259837826944310404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-28089038208804846902009-03-17T21:45:00.000+00:002009-03-17T21:45:00.000+00:00Oooh! Oooh! No, mind's gone blank.....I suppose ...Oooh! Oooh! No, mind's gone blank.....<BR/><BR/>I suppose that The Hound of the Baskervilles would just give the dogs ideas, wouldn't it?Mean Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829239249872290230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-37155853959067320732009-03-17T17:04:00.000+00:002009-03-17T17:04:00.000+00:00Laptop message:"If you can make Vista work, you ca...Laptop message:<BR/>"If you can make Vista work, you can keep the laptop"<BR/><BR/>Book for dogs:<BR/>Probably a hooror stry. Maybe the book version of the stageplay Cats.<BR/><BR/>Horses Milk slogan:<BR/>"It may look like piss but it's quite nice actually"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-37159661374567966592009-03-17T15:21:00.000+00:002009-03-17T15:21:00.000+00:00Ooooh, something to think about!If I can remember ...Ooooh, something to think about!<BR/><BR/>If I can remember to think about it, I jolly well shall. <BR/><BR/>Why is it that memory starts to decline exactly when one starts to 'blossom' as an individual...? It's ok, that's not a quiz question. Just something that buzzes around my head from time to time... when I rememeber.Kit Courteneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07211606676705095432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-35377983142113333042009-03-17T05:24:00.000+00:002009-03-17T05:24:00.000+00:00Hi Ken,O.k. here goes my ideas:Message on Laptop:"...Hi Ken,<BR/>O.k. here goes my ideas:<BR/><BR/>Message on Laptop:<BR/>"Help! I'm lost! take me back to my Daddy!"<BR/><BR/>Book to read to abandoned dogs:<BR/>"P.S. I Love You"<BR/><BR/>Slogan for horse's milk:<BR/>"Drink a glass of horse's milk a day and go like a thoroughbred!"® ♫ The Brit ♪ ®https://www.blogger.com/profile/07774871861232164725noreply@blogger.com