tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post6745427360276108899..comments2024-03-27T05:29:09.185+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Ken: Tell me a Story, Please.Grumpy Old Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-76632737105013654172009-05-17T13:37:00.000+01:002009-05-17T13:37:00.000+01:00Kitty
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i wonder who thinks them up. Adults? The ...Kitty<br />Hi<br />i wonder who thinks them up. Adults? The dunnup joke to me four goes before it clicked!<br /><br />Anne<br /><br />Hi<br />Now there's a joke I've Not heard before!Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-43788672187386523602009-05-17T13:34:00.000+01:002009-05-17T13:34:00.000+01:00Eddie
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Modern kids love thi...Eddie<br />Hi<br /><br />Very good!<br /><br /><br />Dickie<br />Modern kids love this sort of thing. The funny thing is you remember them after you hear them again.<br /><br />Funny enough I dont remember the brass ears joke. ThanksGrumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-46660641731835579262009-05-17T13:30:00.000+01:002009-05-17T13:30:00.000+01:00Rosie
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I wonder if they are ruder than the kids ...Rosie<br />Hi<br />I wonder if they are ruder than the kids tell now?<br /><br />Nota<br /><br />Hi<br />Nothing changes I suspect.<br /><br />Dickie<br />Hi<br /><br />Any jokes greatfully received. Do you remember ANY that began 'An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman?Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-47778190377204058972009-05-09T13:57:00.000+01:002009-05-09T13:57:00.000+01:00My 5 year old grand-daughter told me the banana jo...My 5 year old grand-daughter told me the banana joke too Ken. I'd love to be able to help re older jokes but I really cannot remember any from way back then! One "Irish" joke I remember from about 30 years ago - "An Irish man was showing a friend around his newly refurbished house. The friend remarked that the ceilings seemed to be very high. "it was my wife's idea" replied the Irishman "she wanted two rooms knocked into one"! <br /><br />Good luck with your research. AStrawberry Jam Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695110960213262472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-71922224957476706302009-05-08T12:48:00.000+01:002009-05-08T12:48:00.000+01:00The cowboy joke make me laugh. My kids favourite ...The cowboy joke make me laugh. My kids favourite joke of the moment: <br />Knock Knock.<br />Who's There?<br />Dunnup<br />Dunnup Who?<br /><br />(You have to say it out loud ... never fails to make them chuckle. Tsk kids).<br /><br />xKittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259837826944310404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-23065714516240390682009-05-07T09:41:00.000+01:002009-05-07T09:41:00.000+01:00They keep coming back to me Ken.
It was the done t...They keep coming back to me Ken.<br />It was the done thing at junior school (8 year olds) to try and get each other to say 'naughty' words.<br />This was one way:-<br />"If wooden cows have wooden ears, and steel cows have steel ears."<br />"What do brass cows have?"<br /><br />Not really naughty by todays standards but in those days brassieres were 'unmentionables' and I don't suppose many of todays kids know what they even are!!!Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09024557597864373705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-44884186613666516582009-05-07T09:19:00.000+01:002009-05-07T09:19:00.000+01:00Thinking back to school-days, there were lots of "...Thinking back to school-days, there were lots of "Mummy, mummy can I" jokes.<br />"Mummy, mummy what's a vampire?"<br />"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!" ....circa 1952 ?<br />and a not very nice one...<br />"Mummy, mummy can I lick the bowl?"<br />"No, pull the chain, like everyone else!"......circa 1953 ?<br />Sorry.....you did ask!!!Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09024557597864373705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-31294387013244419002009-05-06T20:24:00.000+01:002009-05-06T20:24:00.000+01:00I could tell you many. Heard a new one today.
A la...I could tell you many. Heard a new one today.<br />A lady liked to hang her washing outside and the neighbours marvelled at how she always managed to get it right and always hang the washing out on a sunny day and never a rainy day.<br />"How do you do it?", asked her friend next door.<br />"Easy!" I always look at my husband's Willie when he's lying down. If it points to the right it will be fine - if it points to the left it will be rainy- and if it is larger and points upwards then I do not do any washing!"Eddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-90256292321762163032009-05-06T17:35:00.000+01:002009-05-06T17:35:00.000+01:00This first bit is True.
My friend, some years ago,...This first bit is True.<br />My friend, some years ago, went into Halfords and was approached by an assistant who said "Can I help you sir"<br />My friend said "Do you sell Whitworth spanners?"<br />The assistant replied "No I'm sorry sir, we only sell our own make"<br />Now, if you start me on jokes we could be here all night...I will give it some thought and get back.<br />Cheers.....BernardBernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09024557597864373705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-60627573790005460042009-05-06T12:36:00.000+01:002009-05-06T12:36:00.000+01:00Top jokes. The Lions in Trafalgar Square I was to...Top jokes. The Lions in Trafalgar Square I was told by a (Scottish) girlfriend changed to two tigers were walking down Princes St (Edinburgh). Still funny as it normally takes a few second for the penny to dropNota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-52938619286910530962009-05-06T09:05:00.000+01:002009-05-06T09:05:00.000+01:00I remember some of the jokes I heard in my childho...I remember some of the jokes I heard in my childhood but they are definitely too rude to print here!!ADDYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01018958238940897902noreply@blogger.com