tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post2102618976561474384..comments2024-03-27T05:29:09.185+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Ken: Bye Bye October. Grumpy's Alternative News.Grumpy Old Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-78794394098532849972009-11-13T16:26:45.540+00:002009-11-13T16:26:45.540+00:00cheshire wife
And all from the Times!
Anne. Thank...cheshire wife<br />And all from the Times!<br /><br />Anne. Thanks. sorry about the scary aircraft bits1 Youre probably safer than in a car.<br /><br />fizzycat<br />Good point, I never thought of that. (Dont tell Anne!)Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-37470903980368883762009-11-13T16:22:55.773+00:002009-11-13T16:22:55.773+00:00Dumdad
Life is indeed strange. If there is a god h...Dumdad<br />Life is indeed strange. If there is a god he's taking the mickey.<br />I had to get someone to explain the joke, I'm not a golfer! Good, though.Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-24658676667852431652009-11-13T16:20:47.108+00:002009-11-13T16:20:47.108+00:00Kellogsville
Good old hubby. (I bet he's not s...Kellogsville<br />Good old hubby. (I bet he's not so old!)<br /><br />Eddie<br />Naughty thoughts!<br /><br />Troy<br />Thanks. Derby C, bet Clough lasts longer than Keane, even if we finish bottom!Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-55680316407895333392009-11-13T16:17:30.091+00:002009-11-13T16:17:30.091+00:00Grumpy RN
Thanks. We think alike.
Mark
Thanks ag...Grumpy RN<br />Thanks. We think alike.<br /><br />Mark<br /> Thanks again.Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-62597092130587945152009-11-13T16:16:05.624+00:002009-11-13T16:16:05.624+00:00fly in web
Brilliant, new to me!
Valerie
Thanks b...fly in web<br />Brilliant, new to me!<br /><br />Valerie<br />Thanks but I bet you're not a moaner.Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-68969511703953666102009-11-13T16:14:35.309+00:002009-11-13T16:14:35.309+00:00Anon
Thanks. I'm not that clever, though, LMAO...Anon<br />Thanks. I'm not that clever, though, LMAO?<br /><br />GooseBreeder<br />Yeh! Thanks!Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-35023241567072589412009-11-06T16:55:00.435+00:002009-11-06T16:55:00.435+00:00Fantastic news Ken, plenty to laugh and wince at h...Fantastic news Ken, plenty to laugh and wince at here.Good job they had enough fuel in the aeroplane, as it overflew it's destination, thats all I can say.fizzycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13417554474293773804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-39176994766626433532009-11-04T17:25:02.117+00:002009-11-04T17:25:02.117+00:00I always look forward to your alternative news for...I always look forward to your alternative news for the month Ken, you never disappoint. I could have done without the aircraft stories though as I'm about to take a long haul flight!Strawberry Jam Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695110960213262472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-15111777481829685052009-11-03T17:08:27.858+00:002009-11-03T17:08:27.858+00:00You seem to pay more attention to the newspapers t...You seem to pay more attention to the newspapers than I do! Although I did manage to see some of those stories in print.cheshire wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13944869219641386387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-54318227606869979102009-11-03T16:14:00.318+00:002009-11-03T16:14:00.318+00:00If I hadn't read these stroies before I would ...If I hadn't read these stroies before I would ahve thought you were making all this up.<br /><br />Here's a joke to ease the gloom:<br /><br />Three of my friends, A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. <br /> <br />She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them. <br /> <br />Naturally, the guys all agreed. <br /> <br />Smiling,the blonde thanked them and said, 'Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But, I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.' <br /> <br />With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first.. <br /> <br />All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. <br /> <br />The father's mouth was agape. 'That was beautiful,' he said. <br /><br />The blonde put her driver away and said, 'I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little.' <br /> <br />After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. <br /> <br />(She was closest to the pin.) <br /> <br />The son said, 'Damn, lady, you played that perfectly.' <br /> <br />The blonde frowned and said, 'It was a little weak, but even an easy seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt.' She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie. <br /> <br />Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. <br /> <br />For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole. <br /> <br />When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. <br /><br />She turned to the three guys and said, 'I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. <br /> <br />If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Strath Mill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest of the night..' <br /> <br />The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, 'Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup.' <br /> <br />The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. <br /> <br />'Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup.' <br /> <br />The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her and said, 'That's a gimme, sweetheart.'Dumdadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00070838905120958459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-47484685431681790322009-11-02T19:30:51.523+00:002009-11-02T19:30:51.523+00:00I love the idea of the plane left unmanned at 30,0...I love the idea of the plane left unmanned at 30,000 feet (although I know what you meant really).<br />Many thanks to Derby County for finally lifting the spirits of Suffolk.Troyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05279890687481412751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-44532422709292339752009-11-02T18:36:39.617+00:002009-11-02T18:36:39.617+00:00Just up my street is all this stuff!! Had a great ...Just up my street is all this stuff!! Had a great chuckle.<br />I loved all the brainless idiot examples you highlighted.<br />And I too have never flown, neither has my wife and we don't intend to. Quite happy here in England. Wish Gordon Brown and Co would buy themselves one way tickets to the moon.<br />See you soon ~ EddieEddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-6241609760218692532009-11-02T18:01:28.004+00:002009-11-02T18:01:28.004+00:00ha, brilliant - even my hubby came in for a read a...ha, brilliant - even my hubby came in for a read and I can never get him interested in blogs!AGuidingLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05823333742737762759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-68936418591468145702009-11-02T14:03:40.204+00:002009-11-02T14:03:40.204+00:00Made me laugh as usual. Roll on November.Made me laugh as usual. Roll on November.The bike shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05195882998271591934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-82752509201119730332009-11-02T12:50:44.050+00:002009-11-02T12:50:44.050+00:00"You will then be guaranteed brains that have..."You will then be guaranteed brains that have never been used".<br />Could not be put any better.<br />Never ever underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Thankfully the majority of people are sensible and generally nice.GrumpyRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774717062401988853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-31787568103328622292009-11-02T11:18:22.746+00:002009-11-02T11:18:22.746+00:00Ken, you've just provided me with my moans for...Ken, you've just provided me with my moans for the day.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12099030819314552958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-41738840718165178802009-11-02T07:17:11.159+00:002009-11-02T07:17:11.159+00:00And what about the chinese man who was surprised b...And what about the chinese man who was surprised by an angry husband and had to stand naked on an air conditioning unit outside the block of flats where he had been enjoying the favours of the man's wife?<br />He was upset that people had been laughing at his 'condition' and said defensively that it had been very cold.the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-76938576796999754792009-11-02T06:52:26.671+00:002009-11-02T06:52:26.671+00:00Oh good ones Ken.Plenty to be grumpy about here.I&...Oh good ones Ken.Plenty to be grumpy about here.I'm very hardpressed to know who to give the prize to, maybe the 80 something who didn't know when to stop.Common sense died a long time ago, around when severe greed became common place.Is that grumpy enough for you?Vonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17421069895155350144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4941930385963521365.post-1287804395875407922009-11-02T05:51:28.121+00:002009-11-02T05:51:28.121+00:00Lovely stories seemed like you are very well infor...Lovely stories seemed like you are very well informed about almost anything. I think it goes with the age. Knowing too much means you are a very matured individual. Children will learn so much knowledge from you and they donèt need to eat apples. LMAOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com